When you eat your collard greens
you’ll know what “the good life” means.
When you eat your crunchy kale
it’s nutrition’s holy grail.
When you eat your broccoli
pretend you eat a little tree.
When you eat asparagus,
you piss some odourous piss.
When you eat your watercress
organic always tastes the best.
When you want your fresh swiss chard
simply pluck it from your yard.
When you eat arugula
you will feel oh so bourgeois.
When you eat a big fat salad
it can’t help but please your palate.
So when you want to treat your genes
with all essential vitameeeens
put down all those Krispy Kreme’s
and eat some more of those leafy greens.